A lawyer at a court defending a guy accused of stealing said:
"My client put only his right hand into the window and removed a few things. His right hand is not
himself. I can't see how you will punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his right
hand."
The Judge said:
"That is okay. Using your logic, I hereby sentence the accused's right hand to one-year imprisonment. He can accompany it, or not, as he chooses."
Immediately, the accused guy smiled, removed his artificial right hand, laid it on the table, and walked
out of the courtroom.
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