THIS ONE CHOCK ME 🤣🤣🤣
Wife prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband, after returning from church.
When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.
Husband: Where did you get the vegetables from?
Wife: I got it from Mr. David's garden.
Husband: What?! How am I to know that he didn't poison the vegetables?
Wife: I have an idea.
(She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.)
Wife: See? The food isn't poisoned.
Husband: OK. Let's eat then.
(After eating, their maid came crying.)
Wife: What happened?
Maid: Our dog is dead.
Wife: What? The food is poisoned! (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realizing he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a Confession!
Wife: What?
Husband: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have xes in my room.
Wife: (Feeling angry but immediately realizing this is futile) I forgive you.
Wife: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have.
Husband: OK.
Wife: The two children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's children.
(Immediately, the Gateman came in)
Gateman: Boss The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologize for killing the dog.😕🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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